Last night Sirasa News brought a story about the UNP's "mega coconut
smash" at Kali Amma Kovil in Modara. Chief organizer of the "smash
bash" was Kandy District MP Thissa Attanayake. After smashing couple
hundreds of coconuts in front of Kali Amma statue, Thissa and the clan
plead for bringing down the cost of living, oil prices etc in Sri
Lanka. They made a complain to the goddess Kali Amma, about the rising
cost of living in Sri Lanka, and they urged Kali Amma to punish this
government for not taking any action for bringing down the cost of
living.
Until last night, I was purely blank about how Ranil going to bring
down the cost of living, once he's elected as the leader of this
country. But now I know!
What an dumb asshole I am! Why couldn't I think of this brilliant idea
before? And what a dumb idiot Mahinda is! Why couldn't he do this
before, and prevented last week's oil price hike?
Now I am pretty confident about Ranil's plans of solving the problems
faced by this country. Pray to Kali Amma for cost of living, Pray to
Lakshmi for foreign aid, (Or make her the minister of finance) Pray to
Sarasvathi for peace, and why not use the god Ganeshwara? He can take
over the education ministry of Ranil's government. And above all, we
have 33 billion gods and goddess protecting this country. May be Ranil
can request some help from them as well.
And one of my contacts from heavens told me Kali Amma is very
concerned about the Thissa Attanayake's plead, and she's considering
of bringing down the coconut prices first. By doing so, Thissa & the
clan can smash more coconuts for solving the problems faced by this
country.
Very soon, Kali Amma will grant an oil subsidiary to Sri Lanka, and
she will make sure to bring down the price of a petrol liter below 80
rupees once again.
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I like the way you've written that...:-)
Enjoyed reading it.. can't imagine politicians are now into this.. then again we're living in "a land like no other"..remmeber? ;-)
I'll pray ganesh to give these people some brains
Well. If you look down quite deeply, it is very similar to the American republicans too.
None of the republican candidates + American president, does not agree with evaluation theory and believe world is less than 5000 years old and humans rode dinosaurs back then. Once bush said, he prayed before the Iraq war and God told him to bring democracy to those Mesopotamians. I don’t know can Kali Amma bring Petrol price down, but for sure I know Bush’s God can bring it back up.
our economy is partly driven by coconuts...
i have a wish list too
we'll see... if the price of diesel etc comes down i'm gonna by 100 coconuts and follow the same protocol...
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