Thursday, November 05, 2009

Few Words About Today’s Unemployed Graduates Protest and Its Convener

The Combined Association of Unemployed Graduates staged a massive protest near presidential secretariat complex in Colombo fort this afternoon which ended up in injuring many of their own members, injuring 3 officers of police anti-riot unit, damaging millions worth of public property and putting thousands of general public trapped in traffic jam for hours. Funny thing is this protest comes as a continuation of a series of similar protests backed by other political hands of the JVP, including the Inter-university Students Association and several other JVP backed trade unions in Ceypetco, CEB, Ports and Water Board. To support this trend; Sirasa TV and MBC network has added a new segment to their News First presentations labeled “Public Protests” (Udgoshana). These are just a few evidence to understand that, these protests are actually well organized by the JVP, lined up one after another, and well supported by anti-government media.

But the point of this post is not to discuss of these growing trend. Point of this post is to talk about the so called Combined Association of Unemployed Graduates in Sri Lanka. Who are they? Who backs them? What are their motives?

From the looks of it, CAUG is an innocent movement of unemployed graduates who seek a collaborative power for their voices. But commonly known truth is, CAUG is yet another JVP arm inside the Sri Lankan university system, just like the IUSA – “Antharay” and “Socialist Students Union”.

By the year 2005, there were about 50,000 members in this CAUG. But the UPFA government offered 42,000 jobs to many of those unemployed graduates. Today, the total membership of CAUG is about 25,000 to 30,000. Many of them had passed out from the University within last 3 years (after the graduate employment scheme). These graduates never voluntarily register with the CAUG. Instead, the authoritative people in the CAUG, takes (steals) the data from the universities and enter them as their membership. In actual statistics, there are about maximum 5,000 volunteers in their membership.

The most powerful figure in the CAUG is it’s convener. Presently this position is held by Sujith Kuruwita (Wait!!! Read on. He got an interesting life story). Convener of CAUG is a transit position in JVP’s career succession plan for their most loyal student union leaders.

Below is the typical career succession path shown to the JVP student leaders inside our university system.



Sujith Kuruwita, Chameera Koswatte, Ravindra Mudalige, Vijitha Herath are few to name who climbed this ladder in the recent past.

When these leaders are building their political careers by organizing protests like the one they did today, the participants become the pawns in their chess board. (remember, JVP do the performance appraisal based on number of hostilities you have organized to the opposing political parties and the private sector business organizations). In another five years, Sujith Kuruwita will be in parliament (if JVP can retain their existing vote base; which I believe they are really struggling to do), and the rest of the “pawns” who took part in today’s protest will keep on protesting under a new convener.

Why Sujith Kuruwita is Unemployed?





I was told by someone today, Sujith Kuruwita is already a member of parliament from the JVP national list. But I couldn’t verify this information by myself (you can add your comments).

Sujith Kuruwita failed to get a job after graduating from the faculty of Management Studies and Commerce in University of Sri Jayawardanapura for a very simple reason. Because everybody knows his name! No one wants to hire a man who is the #1 suspect of the most brutal murder that ever happened inside a local university premises. Sujith Kuriwita is a B.Com graduate from the University of Sri Jayawardenepura. He entered the university in 2000, and passed out in 2007 (while rest of his batch passed out in 2005). At the university, he was a star among the rag leaders. Another young lad called O V Samantha; was leading the complete opposite camp in his department (B.Com) of the faculty. Samantha was the leader of anti-ragging movement. In 2002, Sujith Kuruwita was appointed as the president of General Students Union of University of Sri Jayawardanepura. On 7th November 2002, a mob of JVP students surrounded O V Samantha and a few other supporters of him, and brutally attacked them with rods and rocks. They used computer monitors of the office of department of Marketing Management, to crash Samantha’s head. Sujith Kuruwita was the “commander in chief” of this attack. Ravindra Mudalige; the then convener of the IUSA was also present at the university premises on that day. Eye witnesses said, Sujith Kuruwita himself kicked Samantha on his head, while lying on the floor unconscious. These people blocked the vehicle carrying the injured to the hospital, and delayed proper medical treatment (which ultimately caused Samantha’s death).

After the Samantha incident Sujith Kuruwita first escaped to a hostel of Kelaniya University, and when the police was raiding that place he escaped to a remote village in Matale district, with the support of few JVP MP’s. After about a week of the incident, Sujith surrendered to the police through a lawyer (a lawyer who still is appearing for the JVP cases free of charge).

Sujith was among the locked up suspects of Samantha’s murder, up until 2004 where JVP formed a coalition government with SLFP. The new government ordered the police to dismiss the investigations into Samantha’s murder, and release all the suspects. Sujith Kuruwita came back to the university by which time the JVP student union had regained power, by forcefully removing the VC Epitawatte, and killing one of their own supporters and putting the blame on the anti-ragging camp.

By this time Sujith Kuruwita; the “murderer of the biggest headache for JVP inside Japura University” has become a hero among all JVP supporting students. He didn’t have any inconvenience in getting the position of “convener of Inter University Students Association”, which is directly supervised by Bimal Ratnayake and Anura Kumara Disanayake. Sujith is one of the favorites of Anura Kumara Disanayake.

Today, this same Sujith Kuruwita is the convener of Combined Association of Unemployed Graduates of Sri Lanka. This message is to all the family members of unemployed graduates in Sri Lanka. Never let your beloved relative to be a part of these sinister forces. They are using your brother/sister/son/daughter to gain political advantage. If your graduate brother/sister/son/daughter is an unemployed graduate; asked them for solutions “within”. Ask the question, “why am I unemployed, and some others are employed?” Then they will start to realize their own weaknesses. Externalizing their weaknesses is not a solution. Right thing to do is, correcting their weakness and hunt for suitable jobs. Ask them to be down to earth, and start small. No one will offer them 50,000 a month jobs in a golden platter. Graduation is not a guarantee for a job. It’s only a qualifier.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Give Me a Topic to Blog About!!!



Seriously! I'm blank when it comes to thinking of blogging again. Any reccomendations? Blog about the "candid candidate"? CPC strike? NGO jokers? Hmmm... I should take a break tonight and think about something.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Groundviews & CPA Offers a Flip Ultra Video Camera for the Best Traitor of Motherland!

The latest "promotion" by CPA and Groundviews promise you a Flip Ultra Video camera as the first prize for the best citizen journalist who submit a video clips depicting situation in IDP camps and police brutality. Let's just read between the lines and try to understand some mystery points here.

First; this explains how the brains of people like Sanjana Hattotuwa works. The world is all material! Gratifying your material wants is the prime drive of your life!!! You are ready to do any shit work, to earn few more bucks or win a "Flip Ultra Video camera"; aren't you Sanjana?? Worst thing is, you are assuming all Groundview viewers are like you. You are assuming, all groundview viewers now jump over the moon and say "Hooray! I can win this video camera, so I must submit something!". Of course there will be few of your class. They will do lots of creative work, to provide you with video clips of your best imagination. Afterall, your social class is all work on money. You will sell your sister to a brothel house, if it will give you few more bucks in your bank account. Won't you?

Second; look at the business proposition in this offer. I have no idea of how much this camera is priced, but I believe it must be something over at least Rs.50,000/-. Now, after investing Rs.50,000/- in this campaign, surely Groundviews and CPA should get a Return on Investment (ROI) over this much. So, how are they getting that ROI? By selling the video clips to Channel 4 and other western media stations, in alias like "Journalists for Democracy Sri lanka" ???. I want you readers to think of this carefully! Groundviews is collecting these video clips, not only to pick a winner and give a video camera away. They are going to earn lots of money as donations from foreign countries, by showing these clips to them. Wicked, aren't you Sanjana?

See how badly, greed for money can corrupt people. Now that the war is over, these people have lost their main stream of income. They are trying to invent new sources of income, by launching "promotional campaigns" like this. This is call "Crisis Entreprenership". In my view, Sanjana Hattotuwa should be awarded the best "Crisis Entrepreneur of the Millennium" in a big ceremonial way.

Don't be fooled! Identify the "disguised enemies" of our society. These people are evil! They will do anything; just anything to get a few more dollars. I'm sure KP must have told lot about these type of people during police questioning!!!

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

7 Steps Marketing Plan to Earn Money from Your NGO Even in a Hard Recession!


I'm sure you have already ordered your copy of "How to Form Your Own NGO and Become a Millionaire in a Week", and put up the initial blue print for your profit making NGO. However the recent global recession has hit the western countries so badly, and the donor organizations are reluctant to throw money at your profit making NGO as they used to be in the past. To add fuel to the fire; the war is over and Prabhakaran is dead. KP decided to pocket all the funds he raised for the LTTE, and you are not likely to get any incentives from them. All in all the NGO industry is in chaos! The revenues are coming down and reasons to request for funds from donors are rapidly declining. How can a profitable NGO survive in such a turbulent economic condition?

The answer lie in marketing! Here's your silver bullet marketing strategy for regaining the cash cow hidden in your NGO.

Step1: Go to the nearest bar with the most confident activists of your NGO, and take a couple of gal arrack shots. Take a piece of paper and a pen. Think of the disgusting dirty work you have done with your NGO, to earn few dollars from western donors. Now imagine that you are a normal citizen of this country. Write a letter to yourself, threatening to shut down your NGO. Here is a sample copy for your letter.

Step 2: Great! Now that you have a masterpiece of a threatening letter, go to your Flower road office (BTW, if you don't have an office in Flower road don't worry. This is the "Silicon Valley of NGO's". You can move to a block there, once you get stable in your profits). Put on the Sinhala Siyabas package on your computer and start typing the threatening letter. Take a print out of A4 size; put it in an envelope, write your own address there, put a 5/- stamp and give it to your office assistance and ask him to go and post it from the other side of the city.

Step 3: Now don't waste your time until you receive the letter back at your office. Start re-designing your website to announce the story of the threatening letter. Here's a usability tested sample layout.
Google eye tracker confirms that this is the area where you can get the highest attention from your website visitors. Upload the new site CSS to the server but don't hit "publish" until you get that letter in the snail mail.

Step 4: Once you get the letter by post, hit the publish button and call for an immediate press conference. (BTW, it is recommended to have the English and French translations of the letter. Most donors can't read Sinhala).

How to get publicity for the threatening letter?

Step 5: Hire some Johnny boy bloggers. Kottu is a great source! You can hire a range of different bloggers from British tax payer drummers to newly elected opposition provincial councilors to school boy bloggers from all over Sri Lanka for as little as five dollars per post! Ask them to give a good blogvertising of the story.

Step 6: Now that you have done the basic ground work, you can invite your donors to visit your website and check the backlinks from thee blogs. This is "Buzz Marketing" at work, for all practical purposes!

Step 7: If you think, the Buzz is not enough; hire few thugs from Wanathamulla. Give them a white van and a target journalist. Ask them to abduct the guy and deliver some "goodies". But leave the guy alive to tell the story! The blindfolded "so called" free media will catch the story and spread it all over. Bankrupted politicians will join the bandwagon and give your "street promotion" a much more publicity.

See how easy it is to make money out of an NGO, even after the war is over? You can design many more of your own marketing plans for your NGO. But remember this basic principle.

"Donors will fund you for a story. If you don't have a story; create a one. As long as you have compelling enough stories to tell, donors will continue funding you. This apply in FMCG industry as well. You sell a "Unique Selling Proposition" to your customers. If you don't have a proposition to sell; create a one!"

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

How to Regain the Lost 26 Years of Our History?


Sri Lanka has a history of 61 years after independence, and 42% of those years we've been involved in a brutal war; fighting against one mans dream to divide this country. Can you imagine the damage that has been made to the morale of the people of this country? It is said that we were the strongest economy in Asia, back in 1948 when we gained independence from Brits. We were strategically located in the Indian Ocean, where we would have take a huge advantage compared to the other countries in the region. No regular Earthquakes, or flash floods to destroy everything in a moment. Trincomalee was the second most developed city in the country, and it was developing faster than Colombo. Jaffna was better than Kandy or Galle, to live in. We were damn too sexy to be a heaven! But today, what do we have to live with?

The stolen 26 years of our history has made many damages to the morale of our people. Our people don't trust this country anymore. I've heard many people say 'This is not the place to live". "We can't do any better". "This is a hell". Our media, politicians (when they are in opposition) cultivated this type of pessimism, negativity within the psyche of our people. The picture painted in the mind of our younger generation, born after 1985 is "this is a poor country, and we can't do anything about it". Now that these young generation with the tools to express their ideas freely, they keep on passing the ball to the next generation with thoughts of negativity and pessimism. Even after the war is over; those forces who acted like "guardian angels of peace" are still cultivating pessimism and negativity among our people.

When can we get out of this parasite mentality, and give life to a stronger nation? If you are a blogger; just think about this. What percentage of your blog posts you are using to cultivate positive and optimistic thoughts among the people? If you haven't, isn't this the right time for you to use your writing ability to do something for your motherland?

We have managed to end an war which most people believed that never would end any sooner. Now let's stop accounting for the "profit & loss" of the war, and focus our energy towards the future. It's true that the Sinhalese politicians created Prabhakaran. And power hungry Tamil politicians also had a role to play. It is true that July 1983 was an ugly mark in our history. I agree that Tamil people were strongly appalled when re-thinking about those days. But don't you all think that you have taken enough revenge by killing thousands of Sinhalese in Prabhakaran's war of "liberation"? Is this the time for you to retrospect the past and keep on renewing old wounds?

Now we don't have a barrier in between us. We don't have to look at you as "potential suicide bomber" anymore. But are you ready to SPEAK UP and say; "Let's join hands to rebuild this country"?

Let's put a full stop to all this negativity, pessimism, distrust and cynicism. Let's stop blaming the politicians (whom we elected ourselves) and question ourselves "what have I done to make things better?". Let's stop all this insane, and do something. At least let's make our next generation a one which is optimistic about the true potential of this country. Stop ridiculing your own country!Stop cultivating negativity among our people. I urge you. All of you. You won't gain anything by ridiculing your own country for the sake of political advantage or for financial benefits. We had to go through that 26 years long war; because some people in the past did that same mistake. Would you do it again for your country?

Kill negativity. Let go the past. Unite for a better tomorrow...

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